Twelve Angry Orcs
In The District Court of Arnor
The Shire, Eriador
Snaga the Orc, )
Plaintiff )
v. ) Case No. B19293
Banazir Galbasi aka Sam Gamgee, )
Defendant )
Attorney name: Burzum Ishi
Address: 66 Burning Waste Place, Barad-Dur Professional Park, Mordor
Attorney for
Snaga the Orc , Plaintiff
MOTION FOR
CHANGE OF VENUE
1. A change of venue in the above named case will promote the ends of justice because:
Defendant is a local official in the Shire, and married to an influential and wealthy landowner. In addition, the same prejudices and racial hatred attached to the defendant's actions against plaintiff are rampant in Eriador. Therefore, to ensure a fair trial we request that this lawsuit be heard in Mordor, where we can empanel a jury of fell things and make damned sure the fat guy loses.
Respectfully,
Burzum Ishi, Esq.
ISHI, ISHI and PUSHDUG, LLC
Copy to: Defendant
*sends off to be filed with the local magistrate,
Drogo Baggins*