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    Sunday, August 18th, 2002
    4:20 pm
    Crap. Guess this means that the fat guy forfeits.

    Eh well. What my lawyer doesn't get, my ex-wife will. :( Eru-speed, Sam and Frodo.

    Current Mood: Not as glad as I thought I'd be
    Current Music: the clinking of 17 million shillings in punitive damages
    Saturday, August 10th, 2002
    3:01 pm
    Twelve Angry Orcs
    In The District Court of Arnor
    The Shire, Eriador 
      
    Snaga the Orc,   ) 
     Plaintiff        ) 
    v.                )     Case No. B19293 
    Banazir Galbasi aka Sam Gamgee,     ) 
     Defendant        ) 
    
    


    Attorney name: Burzum Ishi

    Address: 66 Burning Waste Place, Barad-Dur Professional Park, Mordor

    Attorney for Snaga the Orc , Plaintiff

    MOTION FOR
    CHANGE OF VENUE

    1. A change of venue in the above named case will promote the ends of justice because:

    Defendant is a local official in the Shire, and married to an influential and wealthy landowner. In addition, the same prejudices and racial hatred attached to the defendant's actions against plaintiff are rampant in Eriador. Therefore, to ensure a fair trial we request that this lawsuit be heard in Mordor, where we can empanel a jury of fell things and make damned sure the fat guy loses.

    Respectfully,

    Burzum Ishi, Esq.

    ISHI, ISHI and PUSHDUG, LLC

    Copy to: Defendant



    *sends off to be filed with the local magistrate, Drogo Baggins*
    Monday, August 5th, 2002
    7:07 pm
    
    In The District Court of Arnor
    The Shire, Eriador 
      
    Snaga the Orc,   ) 
     Plaintiff        ) 
    v.                )     Case No. B19293 
    Banazir Galbasi aka Sam Gamgee,     ) 
     Defendant        ) 
    


    Opening statement of Mr. Burzum Ishi, attorney for Snaga the Orc: )
    Friday, August 2nd, 2002
    7:57 pm
    Yoo hoo, Frodo Baggins!


    I stole your Oil of Olay.
    Monday, July 29th, 2002
    8:41 pm
    They weren't kidding... that first step really is a doozy.

    Current Mood: aggravated
    Current Music: "Where There's a Whip, There's a Way"
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